Monday, October 27, 2008

Our Heroine Will Not Aquit Herself with Honor in the Likely Event of a Raptor Attack

I could survive for 47 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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I wish I could say that I answered this (critical) question:
If the raptor bit off one of your arms, which would you be most likely to do?

With choice 2) Take the arm back and beat the raptor with it.

But that would be a lie. The truth is, if a raptor bit off one of my arms, I would scream and cry like a giant cheese-eating surrender monkey.

4 comments:

RMK said...

Well if you could sit down across the table from the raptor and talk about your differences, maybe you could work it all out. Hope and change.

Nicole Genevieve said...

I promise I will meet with Velociraptor mongoliensis without preconditions. I feel (sort of) confident that during this meeting he will not disembowel me with one of his sharp, curvy talons.

Frank said...

sigh.... we're about to get a whole lot of hope and change.

Nicole Genevieve said...

For the first time in my adult life I am proud to be chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.