Our Heroine Has Intestinal FORTITUDE!!! Eats PORTIONED Meals!!! Enjoys NOURISHMENT!!!

I don't know why things like this crack me up, but they do. If I had the powers of the strange like these folk(s) I would definitely run around putting the strange everywhere, including eBay. (h/t Dale Price)

Some of my favorite bits of feedback:

• Millenia ago your merchandise roamed free. I didn't bid then and I won't now.
• There was NO REASON for you to call my house and yell at my children. Still, A+
• Nux VOMICA! I invoke you, BEAST! But I only do so because you are HONEST! "A++"'

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